baby penguin

Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.

"He's SUCH a baby penguin!!!"
"I know! Girls are too sexual for him..."

by becbec February 03, 2012

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Fantasy Baby

Fantasy Baby (n.): A grown man in the NFL who can make or break your entire Fall season.

Damn, I was pick ten but I still got Jimmy Graham as one of my fantasy babies.

Tony Romo is an unreliable fantasy baby, he always screws up in the end.

by AstuteLegalScholar August 31, 2014

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Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 01, 2011

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baby lesbian

a girl who has only recently realised shes gay, and is therefore relatively baby-ish compared to her new dyke family

she only came out last week, so she'll be a baby lesbian for the next month or so

by nftjkvfgnnj October 10, 2015

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My Baby

A nickname given to someone whom you love unconditionally and someone you need in your life forever, when you are with them when you think of that make you smile the most they make you feel so above and beyond loved...

Never let your baby go xxx🥰🥰

My baby gives me the best cuddles.
🌷🌷🌷

by eve🌷 September 27, 2019

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