Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.

"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."

by lufquote April 30, 2013

awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Webcam Awkwardness

A mental disorder whereby a person finds it incredibly awkward to interact over webcam with people they know or are quite friendly with.

Generally, people who suffer from Webcam Awkwardness are perfectly okay with complete strangers talking to them over webcam, but do not like friends awkwardly staring at them on the computer screen.

Lizzie would spend all day on Omegle having 10-second conversations with randomers from all around the world, but due to her severe case of Webcam Awkwardness, she could not bring herself to have a conversation over webcam with Patrick.

by arabella123 November 6, 2012

awkward cup

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation

Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*

by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013

Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

Awkward Arm

The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.

Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.

by Catrentonia December 12, 2008

Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007