Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Awkward Nancy

Someone who appears to be uncomfortable in their own skin. Or, someone who appears to be uncomfortable in the world around them or with the social situation at hand.

It can also be used to describe oneself in a very awkward moment, or when one appears to be creepy or awkward to another person, unintentionally.

I am such an Awkward Nancy, as much as I try to act normal around him.

I didn't mean to creep you out, I'm just an Awkward Nancy.

by digitalruki May 22, 2009

awkwardtism

a disorder in which a person believes everything, or mostly everything is awkward and the person is also very awkward in general.

dude that kid over there definitely has awkwardtism

by chaz the abramo kid January 1, 2010

awkward shuffle

when you notice someone you have slept with before they notice you, and scoot around and out of sight without being detected.

Just did the awkward shuffle in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid I hooked up with last weekend.

by death rabbit May 21, 2010

Awkward Bomb

When someone says something that destroys the whole conversation by making it that awkward

Jim: Jenny always eats the fatso

Claire: Thats because shes pregnant you dick!

*Dead conversation*

Dave: Jim just dropped the awkward bomb

by King Blurgh April 8, 2011

Awkward Curbiness

The awkward feeling that you get waiting at a curb for someone to pick you up, with other cars going by.

This morning I experienced awkward curbiness when I had to wait for a friend at a curb who was half an hour late! I felt so awkward with all the cars passing by!

by An0nnnnnnnnn June 27, 2011

awkwardly endearing

What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.

When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.

by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008