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alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
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Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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alterNating cAps

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Alter-nate

The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"
Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.
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Alternative August

The time when Kellyanne Conway left the White House to focus on her children and not the daycare centre where she was employed to give Alternative Facts.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
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alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
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Alternative

For example THE WAY YOU DRESS AND ACT IS JUST MHAH (aka black clothing and just yknow an black aesthetic or neon) ✨Alternative✨
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