Alberter

The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.

“I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”

by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020

ASC Alberta Subaru Club Canada

"Alberta Subaru Club"

Subaru enthusiast club for the region of Alberta, Canada.

Known as ASC

ASC Alberta Subaru Club canada, Albertasubaruclub.com

by Syph3r August 24, 2007

Flamingo / Albert

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

by StillChill September 8, 2020

abercrombie and snatch

The belief among so-called "abercrombie boys" that the act of wearing A&F styles will get hot girls to like them.

When you see average looking guys lined up inside Abercrombie and Fitch, you know they have only one thing on their minds: "abercrombie and snatch."

by zzzboy August 20, 2009

Abercrombie & Fitch

A store which makes people feel extremely self conscious if they are not anorexic (girls) or if they don't have six-packs (boys). Their clothes are skimpy and a "large" is a medium, a "medium" is a small, a "small" is a x-small and so on.

To put it simply: If you don't like stores where people stare at you for being more than skinny/buff and feel that $30 is too much to pay for a t-shirt, don't come here.

Skinny Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that loser over there. Can she even afford any of the stuff at Abercrombie & Fitch?

Skinny Girl #2: I know, right? She looks like she weighs more than 110 pounds, which is like SO overweight.

Normal Girl: looks around nervously and runs out of the store.

by Mangomango12 July 24, 2012

Alberto

A Flying Hamster.

dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.

alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak

by man, wtf? February 22, 2009

abercrombie and fitch

Abercrombie and Fitch is just a clothing store. They put an emphasis on people who are physically fit, so what. There are stores that make only fat ppl cloths, but no one makes a fuss over that because no one wants to be fat. It's just a jealousy thing. I work at A and F and I'm not a dumb blond. I'm short, brunet, I've never been a cheerleader or sorority member, and I'm an art major (totally not the steryo type ppl give to A and F). I don't know what all the fuss is over the cost either. If you wait long enough all the clothes eventually go on sale (I never buy them full priced). We have mens shirts on sale right now for $6.90. Please tell me who can't afford that. I never shopped there until I started working there and now have to where thier cloths, but I never in my wildest dreams would have HATED ppl just because they chose to shop there. Seriously! Get a life! There are more important things to worry about!

I'm over weight and can't wear the clothes at Abercrombie and Fitch, so i'm just going to call everyone assoseated with it anorexic toothpics.

Or I can't afford to buy Abercrombie and Fitch clothes full priced, and am either too good or too stupid to look at the clearance racks; so I'll just wine about the rich kids having everything.

by meggiebackribs May 24, 2006