Alan

Big dick

Oh wait that’s Alan, he must have a big dick

by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.

I defo do not want be like a alan

by daddy1x April 22, 2023

Alan partridge 26

Alanpartridge26 is an amazing tiktoker with a few thousand followers! He is very funny and is a comedian and guitarist!

Have you heard of Alan partridge 26? His guitarist skills are incredible!

by Ruby d November 2, 2021

Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose

"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."

by Poggers912 September 27, 2020

Alan

Alan is a master Jedi, he is untouchable, his weakness is female gamers
Alan is an absolute unit, no one dares mess with Alan

I’m feeling like Alan today, no one can stop me.

by Exposer12349876 May 3, 2021

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post

Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021