by kashi70 August 23, 2016
A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).
by IwishIwereStephenColbert February 26, 2012
Semen on a Saltine Cracker.
by TheCraigMachine April 06, 2009
When the male finishes on the inside of the partners anus and the partner violently sharts the liquid into his face and yell "Make America Great Again!"
Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!
by Bighunk yumyum April 17, 2016
The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
by The man of the hour October 22, 2013
by Ol red rocketeer March 28, 2016
Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
by Shuffy July 02, 2010