Asian Orange

That one particular hair dye that asians seem to prefer over all other colours.

example: one of the next five asians you see will have asian orange hair

by mr banananananana January 27, 2011

Asian SOW

Acronym for "Sell Out Whore". Refers to Asian women who date and marry white men exclusively, due to racial self hatred and in order to gain some degree of white privilege through association. They are often heard saying things like "why are hapa babies so much cuter than full asian babies?" and "my eyelid surgery, blue contacts and blonde highlights were done so I won't look so sleepy, not because I want to be white" and "damn, why I gotta be asian".

Dude #1: Hey, check out that self hating Asian SOW sidekick with her white master.

Dude #2: She's kinda the modern day asian equivalent of the house n***er.

by pinit77 May 31, 2015

Asian Men

Asian men are men who are unpopular due to claims of short penis size. They are also claimed to not be "manly enough" or sexy. These claims are obviously false and generalized to the whole population. They are also generalized to be unattractive and short. These are obviously not true for ALL asian men.

Jenny: Hey do you know any cute asian men that make good music?
Sammie: Yeah have you heard of Jay Park, DEAN and BTS?
Jenny: (Looks them up) wow they are pretty handsome!!!

by mizzmarrymac November 16, 2019

Asian Time

The tendency to arrive to an event or occasion 30-60 minutes late.

Schedule Dragon Boat practice at 8:00 not 8:30 because most of the people in our team are running on Asian time.

by Stereotypical Asian LOL July 27, 2010

asian ass porn

This is when you go to youtube after watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up comedy where he mentions it. This if clicked on the link will crash your computer...

Andrew: hey alec i crashed my computer the other day...
Alec: how'd you do that man?
Andrew: Asian ass porn..
Alec: God damn-it!

by "Bailey" August 9, 2009

asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.

"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."

by awkwardprepubescentboy13 April 23, 2009

Asian swag

Appearance and style of being able to do anything.

Us Asians got that Asian swag, we can breakdance

by lgats August 22, 2011