That annoying facial hair on top of men's upper lips. You can't decide whether it's a legit stache or just peach fuzz. It's utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.
Dude 1: Check out mah stache, bitchezzz.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.
Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.
Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.
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An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move
Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?
You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend
Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away
You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend
Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away
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"Don't worry, I got it."
"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"
"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."
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"Don't worry, I got it."
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"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."
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Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn
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