almoustache

That annoying facial hair on top of men's upper lips. You can't decide whether it's a legit stache or just peach fuzz. It's utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.

Dude 1: Check out mah stache, bitchezzz.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.

Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.

by Die, Jewfro June 21, 2010

Almary

a beautiful yet, dangerous soul.

you have an almary soul. strong.

by looks that kill September 26, 2010

Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

Alma

Alma’s are the most beautiful, clever people in the whole universe. She makes the best wife, but sometimes doubts herself even though she is AN AMAZING GODDESS. Sometimes, Alma’s can be very violent, but they’re generous at times. Alma’s are hella thiccccccc ❤️ Love u wife

Person 1: Yo, Alma is my wife

Person 2: Yes

by Yeeyeefam December 7, 2019

Almond

The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there

That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.

by NotAlmondCao October 26, 2011

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004