"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014
Get the alcohol induced narcissismmug. The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.
After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.
by Eojbob December 18, 2005
Get the Alcohol Civilization Theorymug. A part-time alcoholic is a person who drinks more often than they should, but aren't alcohol dependent.
Boy 1: "Do you drink every night?"
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."
by Wayup November 23, 2014
Get the Part-time Alcoholicmug. Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."
Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.
Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.
Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.
by Kenztenz July 30, 2017
Get the High functioning alcoholicmug. A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.
Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.
Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.
Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.
by PatD13 June 9, 2012
Get the Alcohol-induced kleptomaniamug. by lifesprettychill June 23, 2011
Get the weed hoes and alcoholmug. A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.
by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011
Get the Alcoholic Semen Throwermug.