Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time

Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks

by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011

3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.

Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?

by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011

three alarm pants

super long shorts that go all the way down to your anclkes often worn with the waist bands below the ass

by the shadymilkman July 7, 2003

charm alarm

when one has a shart attack and needs rescue so they pull the charm alarm

"John, pull the damn charm alarm youre having a shart attack"-PD Tom

by Jacob Tab January 19, 2008

japanese alarm clock

when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer

Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock

by Botz January 6, 2015

The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

Boner alarm

when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back

girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm

by hg520 September 27, 2019