by Bendc2000 June 29, 2019
A mop with a key ataached to the top for any reason that you would need a key at the time you are mopping. Or at any time you may need a mop as you unlock something.
1. A strange man walkes up to you just as you are waling in the front door you then yell yay mop-key and and swiftly attack him with the mop.
2. You are mopping the kitchen floor when all of the sudden you realize that the door to the pantry is locked and you pull the key off of your mop and unlock the door for the family's sake.
2. You are mopping the kitchen floor when all of the sudden you realize that the door to the pantry is locked and you pull the key off of your mop and unlock the door for the family's sake.
by rhoad island June 18, 2006
by Joe March 11, 2005
To grow out your pubes extensively long, dip your balls in lotion and rub them all over someones forehead.
Maria: What did you two do last night?
Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.
Maria: Awe cool.
Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.
Maria: Awe cool.
by Clout Daniels May 14, 2009
When a man with a large, unkempt beard performs oral sex on a wet and ready woman laying on the floor. The popularity of this position is highly seasonal, peaking during the month of November.
by greysneakthief August 15, 2020
The group of many people, mostly asian who are extremely obsessed with hello kitty, harajuku lovers, and colorful, tight clothes. Usually they have black long hair with bangs.
by delamy August 30, 2008
someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part! i am currently seeing so many e-mops that it goets annoying but its better then real emos. or maybe not since the real emos slice themselves.. i hate emos
e-mo=emo the p=poser so e-mop is a mix of emo and poser
e-mo=emo the p=poser so e-mop is a mix of emo and poser
Look at that pathetic e-mop!
by italianballer485 June 16, 2006