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Broken bottle

A person on dating sites like POF who is broke, indecisive, dishonest, sometimes married/separated, old and has toddlers, broken, selfish, cheap, fat, selfish, and ugly. Bottom feeders. They don't have any self-respect and they'll shag anything that throws them crumbs. (This type infests POF.)
I went out on a date with a broken bottle who didn't have a car, money, and he smelled likes last night's sex.
by Nomorecheapskates April 11, 2015
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broken boner

A broken boner is a comic relief, drunk studder fall that is performed to lighten the mood of athletes before a game or practice.
it starts out when an individual walks like they are drunk, then falling on his or her side kicking their legs back over their body followed by a great stiffness that runs through their body so that their back is arched and bowed
by jeef leatherman September 18, 2003
mugGet the broken bonermug.

broken condom

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
by Leah September 2, 2003
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broken yolk

A sexual act performed when a male ejaculates into his hand and then "cracks an egg" with his hand on to the top of a female's head, thus creating the tickling sensation down their neck. The semen remains as the yolk.
"He gave me a broken yolk and it took me 30 minutes to wash his cum out of my hair"
by therube February 24, 2010
mugGet the broken yolkmug.

broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.
oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.
by Matt April 10, 2004
mugGet the broken pipemug.

Broken fingers

A rolled blunt or joint that looks like a broken finger. Usually means the blunt or joint is rolled uneven or rolled when you are already high.
I'm already blazed, I already know I'm about to roll a broken finger.
Stuff these joints 'till they look like broken fingers
by ScissorsTheLaxBro May 27, 2011
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Broken Kisses

When you kiss someone but you keep drooling cause your tongue doesn't work.
Her tongue piercing is awesome, but it was nothing but broken kisses for the first week or so.
by Chainchompboke June 17, 2008
mugGet the Broken Kissesmug.

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