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Susan

The immature girl who made an annoying comment on your meeting
Susan's comment: Well i think that you and you and you are wrong
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
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Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018
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slippy susan

Slippy Susan, is someone who slipps alot while under the influence.( ex: Did you see Dave lastnight, man he sure was a Slippy Susan.) So if you see someone slippy like susan, holler it out! Slippy Susaaan!
-Did you see Dave lastnight, man he sure was a Slippy Susan.
- When someone is spilling their drink, Slippy Susan.
- Someone screws something up, they Slippy Susaned it!
by Breet Master! February 5, 2010
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Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.
Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.
by The guy with the words August 14, 2018
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Susan Mary

A woman who is Caucasian,blonde typically has blue eyes (or green/black) who also usually wears Pink or Blue clothing who is typically very loved and very beautiful (they may even be a damsel in distress) and some have pink or red lips and are just considered perfect and overrated and may be a main character in a series or such and may be more appreciated then characters with some type of similarity to them (Also most likely Straight).

(Ex:Princess Peach,Rosalina,Cinderella,Miu iruma,Princess Aurora,Sonia Nevermind,Princess Zelda)
“I really love Cinderella!”

“Eh,she’s alright,but she’s kinda a Susan Mary”

Oh yeah...”
by MisakiiChan March 31, 2021
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Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
by ……: December 12, 2024
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Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
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