When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 29, 2009
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Get the Noodle Sanchez mug.when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .
guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .
Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
by riddler256 August 6, 2011
Get the spooge noodle mug.Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.
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Get the Noodle Bowl mug.the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011
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Get the danger noodle mug.This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
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