A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.
by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017
When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 30, 2009
by LasianMac April 02, 2018
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
by Monkey Shoulder June 08, 2013
by bojzzle July 07, 2010
the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 03, 2011