Jordan

Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible

Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”

John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”

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Jordan

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).

I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".

by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008

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Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.

I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!

by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010

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jordan

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

by Jeffrey Kerr February 14, 2009

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the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!

by vince1234 January 11, 2009

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