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The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
by DlouisD May 21, 2019
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Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 6, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
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Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.
Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.
by child predator May 25, 2016
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JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.
"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"
by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014
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Jason

Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.
Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.
by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014
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Jason

Fits these categories:

1. An uglyass with pimples on the forehead.

2. A bully
3. May be thin but will call you fat.

4. Nutts to Porn Hub
5. Not someone to hang out with if you don't want to be bullied or are serious all the time.

But on the bright side: smart and a baller
Jason has both good and bad qualities but mostly bad.
by harshilthecommercial May 21, 2018
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