i can't believe it's this lit.

When something is so good, or "off the chain" that it's lit.

You can't believe it.

*enters party*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*eats dank food*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Puppy is being cute af'*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Jan starts streaming with Gorm*
I can't believe it's this lit.

by GormHouj February 28, 2016

Satan Can't Stand Me

A catch phrase that highlights one's ability to overcome obstacles that stand in the way of success.

Satan can't stand me because I rock!

Satan can't stand me cause I'm no quitter.

I'm unashamed and satan can't stand me for it.

by Evad1 July 25, 2011

I can't believe it's not butter!

A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.

The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.

Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!

by Sionw October 14, 2018

can't we just be friends

The kiss of death when a woman let's you know she has absolutely no romantic interest in you, that it's never going to happen with you.

I thought we had something together. But then she gave me the kiss of death! She said, can't we just be friends.

by Manurehappens September 30, 2017

i can't do it anymore

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"i can't do it anymore" - me
"me either" - you

by help me help me help me May 24, 2023

can't see the wood for the trees

To be unable to understand the real situation clearly because you're involvement in it make you loose focus of what is really important

In selling hats at the fair John would not lower the price a single penny . So while he argues that the full price need to be paid to gather as much funds as possible for charity he can't see the wood for the trees, losing sales all day long and collecting much less money than the other that were willing to sell their hat for a little less.

by ninuzzu December 10, 2015

I can't even know

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.

Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.

by fv July 28, 2008