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Honey Blumpkin

The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.
After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
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Pumpkin Blumpkin

To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .
Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...
by Big T- McG October 29, 2009
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mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.
by vexxie March 24, 2004
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Blumpkin Pie

(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.

(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
by B77 September 17, 2012
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Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin
by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009
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Thunder Blumpkin

Is related to a blumpkin however the giver has pop rocks in their mouth to give extra excitement!
Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!
by Chase me if you can November 14, 2010
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blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.
my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!
by really coolsdf October 7, 2009
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