The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.
After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012

by Big T- McG October 29, 2009

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.
by vexxie March 24, 2004

(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
by B77 September 17, 2012

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!
by Chase me if you can November 14, 2010

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009
