spit roast

See Position 45
High fives are a must.

Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery on the spit roast last night

by Dorifto October 21, 2004

fortnite roast

the hardest roast anybody can get. if you get roasted you might as well be dead.

there are 3 levels of roast:
low: normal roast

medium:mum roast
God: fortnite ROAST

no need for examples when its a fortnite roast.

by fortnite roast February 11, 2018

spit roast

when a female is takin it from 2 men one in the mouth and one in the fefe

guess wat guys i was part of a spit roast with a hot ass chick last nite, pity bout the other dude

by Jenn010 July 7, 2006

French Roast

The act of masturbating while using a nice dark french roast coffee grounds as lubricant.

"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."

by Epik5 October 24, 2011

roast pork

Roast pork is slang for fire police

Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."

Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."

by dudestoner2 February 7, 2008

roast ham

An older expression referring to a spanking, from street slang of the mid-1900s.

"Roast ham" = spanked ass. Documented use of the term "roast my ham" to mean "spank my ass" dates to 1959, with the connotation of a violent spanking of the female ass.

by Loren Zabot March 24, 2007

taaseen roast

Something that a guy named taaseen would say, using really bad roasts which are even funny or makes sense

He's also a fat cunt.

Guy 1: "You really upset me about what you said about my dog, why would you say that taaseen

Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"

Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.

5 seconds later

Guy 1: "Alright?"

Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"

by DarkXPShadow June 8, 2018