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phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.
"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."
by manic depresso May 9, 2018
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phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.
Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."
by Yikes__ June 4, 2021
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Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..
It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand
by DamnuDan October 1, 2017
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Phantom Diner

A restaurant or coffee shop you half remember visiting while drunk. In most cases the location of the restaurant is mistaken. If a drunk forgets something and tries to retrieve it the following day it will seem as though the restaurant was an apparition, as there is no restaurant where they believe they ate.

Its called a phantom diner because the scenario is very similar to a popular ghost story genre - a man has en experience with strange characters at a bar, on a ship, on a train, only to return the next day to find the setting has been abandoned for many years, or is just gone.
"I swear I was at a diner on 45th and Oak Street last night and left my phone. I took a cab there this morning, but when I got there there was no restaurant to be found. It's like it just vanished"

"You were at a phantom diner"
by Pellar January 8, 2009
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pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song
man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song
by ongadoolover October 24, 2020
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phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
by nikki.dove June 26, 2019
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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.
Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.
by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019
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