bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.

When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears

by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018

Sarcastic Bro

Normie Facebook page, made by some indian guy. Thinks he's dank, but he's heaven for normies.

*some random gay shit*
Sarcastic Bro: THIS IS SO SAD, CAN WE GET FIFTY LIKES?

by Can we get 50 likes February 27, 2018

brizzy bros

Two bro who always stick together for life close to brotato chips but not the same level of broship

Brizzy bros are tight for life bruh
“You my main brizzy bro”

by Do Ra Me March 13, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.

Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe

by crustmeister May 11, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

Gamampy Bro

Geico add where the kid says "Come at me bro" about novel tees but it sounds he says this

Guy 1: what's your problem dude you just stepped on my new Js
Guy 2: No i didn't!
Guy 1: you better be sorry douche

Guy 2: Gamampy bro! Show me what you got

by Jackwima May 12, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone

Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes

by Donkey punch 179 May 13, 2018