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deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.
Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!
by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015
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hippy nut

1. An original sound, steeped in the blues, classic R & B, and
American rock.
Damn, this party needs some hippy nuts.
by ikarusbone February 5, 2010
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rhino nut

oh damn! that rhino nut taste soo guud..
by FAMOUS<3 November 1, 2008
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Nut and Pass

When you cum/nut and you pass out after for 3-5 hours
Paiton: Brb ima do a quick nut
Jessica: uh huh "quick"

-20 mins later-
Jessica: Hey- are you done nutting yet
-5 mins later-
Jessica: HELLLOOOOo
Jessica: this guy really did a nut and pass on me

-5 hours later-
Paiton: oh uh hello
Paiton: im back-

Jessica: FINALLY- YOU TOOK SO GODDAM LONG

Based on a true story-- JUSTICE AND PEYTON
by lilpeepsdaddy December 23, 2020
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deez nuts

When you look out the window, scream DEEZ NUTS
See your favorite nigga, shout DEEZ NUTS
Creep up behind someone, whisper DEEZ NUTS
Wannabe a pornstar, ya better have DEEZ NUTS
Wanna get a girl friend, make some babies with DEEZ NUTS
If you don't get my point yet, deez nuts are useful in many ways and forms! Shout it, scream it, whisper it, own it! It's MANDITORY
Hello baby, do you want a taste of DEEZ NUTS? HA! GOTEEEEEM
by dcnert June 17, 2016
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golden nut

a nut that is topped of with pee
would you like a golden nut on your face?
by kalikid February 5, 2010
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nut smack

an act in which one release a huge load of jiz upon another
I just got nut smacked in the eye.
by bumble bee123 December 9, 2008
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