deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.

Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!

by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015

golden nut

a nut that is topped of with pee

would you like a golden nut on your face?

by kalikid February 5, 2010

rear nutting

verb: a male who pushes his scrotum backwards between his legs, presses his legs together, bends over and spreads his buttocks with his hands, revealing both his scrotum and anus

also: to dump your sac, or: to butt-nut

Goody has been going around rear nutting everyone...they're all sick to their stomachs!!

by DubDubintheClub October 17, 2007

dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

by Dits Magee November 6, 2007

Nut&Shit

To Nut into a Woman And then Shit out of thee Anus and Get the fuck out so the woman has to clean it. but before she cleans it she plays mudpie cake with it

Brian: (Nuts) Ah! (And then takes shit) Ah fuck im out have fun Cleaning Sharol
Sharol: What The Fuck Brian! you just Nut&Shit on my Bed!

by Nut&SHit May 18, 2019

poo-nuts

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)

Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts

by aussie1 August 23, 2007

Nut Sandy

What happens when some body cums and is supprised to find tiny soild particales in there cum

" Dude i just found nut sandy when i shot my load!!"

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005