Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

Urban dictionary king

Someone that heavily uses urban dictionary to look up the meaning of a word.

Molly called Daniel a "douche". Daniel would then go and look the meaning "douche" on urban dictionary. Daniel is therefore an urban dictionary king.

by DVL123 May 5, 2014

The Urban Dictionary Madness

Some words here on the Urban DIctionary make are pretty normal while some are just ones that people wrote to be funny.These stupid words contained here can just be made if you are bored out of your mind.Like this word I right now I am just bored out my fucking mind.

The Urban Dictionary Madness is truly some type of madness.

by MR.Crackreeks October 26, 2022

definitive urban warfare

Editing Urban Dictionary to win an argument.

"He told me that 'West Africa' meant buttsex with a relative, and when I checked Urban Dictionary, it said it did. But I suspect some definitive urban warfare has taken place."

by Hans Grub January 6, 2013

Urban Dictionary Roast

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

urban clearance sale

When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.

Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.

Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.

by Dafydd y Cymro January 10, 2022

urban dictionary lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.

I'm dealing with so much urban dictionary lag right now!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021