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Butterfly kisses

Batting ones eyelashes against ones scrotum.
“She gave him butterfly kisses and has pink eye now”
by Chiken40 September 28, 2021
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Brownie Kiss

Kissing someone's ass right as they are about to shit
Hey man I heard you and Jared were Brownie Kissing yesterday
by Dirtripper October 6, 2022
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KISS

An acronym which means "Keep it simple, stupid!"
This document is too complicated, KISS!!!!

I am so confused so I am going to need you to KISS!
by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023
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Jailhouse Kiss

When a pair of prolapsed puckering anuses make contact with each other. Typically this is seen as a lesbian act. Multiple smooches in succession are referred to in plural as jailhouse kisses.
The two lesbian inmates performed gave eachother seven jailhouse kisses before the prison guard arrived with her string bean clit to set them right.
by anonymous April 29, 2024
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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
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Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART
You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!
by new slams August 28, 2021
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Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time
"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"
by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020
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