meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.

• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019

Boy's Meat

The delicious penis, cock, dick, and crotch of a young attractive male boy when he spreads his legs open (Manspreads)
Boys such as young Leonardo DiCaprio, Shawn Mendes, Tom Holland, and Timothee Chalamet.

Boy's Meat: The delicious penis, cock, dick, and crotch of a young attractive male boy when he spreads his legs open (Manspreads)
Boys such as young Leonardo DiCaprio, Shawn Mendes, Tom Holland, and Timothee Chalamet.She wanted to suck Shawn Mende's boy meat ( penis ) and eat it.
She ate, bit, licked, and sucked on his boy meat till it masturbated.
She spread the handsome, hot, sexy, shirtless boy's legs in his sweatpants that revealed a big bulge, So she grabbed the bulge ( crotch ) and sucked on it till it hardened and got bricked up. Then, cum or semen came out and she squeezed on his testicles as she moaned and kept sucking out of it.

"She slid her wet tongue along the length of his throbbing boy meat."

by ywdy7ww August 14, 2024

Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018