by Well Boi January 9, 2019
Get the John O’Leary’dmug. by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
Get the Johnmug. A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"
DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY
DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY
You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024
Get the John Trevor Gregorymug. An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)
Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*
by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023
Get the Pillar Johnmug. John is probably disassociating right now. Slipping in and out of dismal self doubt and a mind void of thought or reason. A small drop of drool escaping the corner of his mouth catches his attention and, for a brief moment, he is aware of himself. Numbly, he checks his email to see if his favorite store has a discount code for something he might find vaguely interesting. Buying and consuming is one of the few ponds of dopamine not yet fully dried up in the barren desert that is his sinking consciousness.
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
by SomeoneAnyoneJustNotJohn November 22, 2021
Get the Johnmug. At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.
Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.
by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014
Get the John Wilkes boothmug. the manliest woman known to men. Massive thot. Huge posterior. Has intimate relations with instruments and men named eric.
by STOPTHOT May 19, 2018
Get the john clancymug.