spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

by Alup January 30, 2022

cake

A set of beer, specifically 5 beers and all being from a different brand or style

I grabbed a cake of brews for the NFL game tonight

by Goldenfry March 21, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014