The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
Get the chat blue ballsmug. n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
by notposs May 16, 2006
Get the Blue Screen of Deathmug. A copycat organization of Black Lives Matter to promote respect for cops and if perhaps named completely different, would not be regarded as an eye roll for the Black Lives Matter movement, kinda like a copycat store from China. All this makes people wonder whether they actually care about police lives (they could have come sooner) or just out to make trouble. Rolling it out right after the Black Lives Matter movement was not only insulting, but a terrible PR move as with such copying of the original movement into what is now seen as an indirect movement against them does not make there position seem stronger, but a lot weaker. Likely, had it been named differently and came out way before the ORIGINAL BLM movement, maybe it would be a lot more popular. But given that did not happen, it is no surprise it's not taken seriously by many.
"We are sick of all this racial profiling/stereotyping! What's so hard to g- *rudely interrupted*
"YOU ARE ALL TERRORIST RIOTERS BECAUSE SOME RANDOM BLOGGER I FOLLOW SAID SO! IMMA CALL 911 ON ALL OF Y'ALL! BLUE LIVES MATTER!"
"What? We legit have data and studies to back us up. We are not against all police or anybody, we just want to defend out own liv-" *Gets rudely interrupted again*
"WELL, I GOT MY BLOGGER, MY FRIENDS, MY CHURCH, MY POLICE BUDDIES, AND EVERY NON BLACK FOLK I KNOW SAYING OTHERWISE! AND SINCE I BELIEVE I'M RIGHT, I LIKELY AM! PLUS LOOK AT THIS DATA FROM A CHRISTIAN RESEARCH CENTER I FOUND ON FACEBOOK! WE ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE! LOOK!"
"....Perhaps that has a sort of bias? I mean, our movement came first one, and two, we had our own website long before that I doubt you even bothered to look at. Also, our data is from university research as well as gov't-" *once again, rudely interrupted*
"YOU LIBERALS! YOU FOOLS YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECT! AND NOT SHOUT OR INTERRUPT YOUR ELDER! 911! 911!!!!!"
"Can't we just love and accept e-" *you can already guess what happened. And good cause I quit as writer of this so enjoy the following from a new writer*
(Hi, I'm the new writer. The rest of this is a 2 hour ramble by the Blue LM dude basically saying the same points and though everyone walked away by now, his buddy the mirror is still there, backing him up and agreeing 100% every sentence)
"YOU ARE ALL TERRORIST RIOTERS BECAUSE SOME RANDOM BLOGGER I FOLLOW SAID SO! IMMA CALL 911 ON ALL OF Y'ALL! BLUE LIVES MATTER!"
"What? We legit have data and studies to back us up. We are not against all police or anybody, we just want to defend out own liv-" *Gets rudely interrupted again*
"WELL, I GOT MY BLOGGER, MY FRIENDS, MY CHURCH, MY POLICE BUDDIES, AND EVERY NON BLACK FOLK I KNOW SAYING OTHERWISE! AND SINCE I BELIEVE I'M RIGHT, I LIKELY AM! PLUS LOOK AT THIS DATA FROM A CHRISTIAN RESEARCH CENTER I FOUND ON FACEBOOK! WE ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE! LOOK!"
"....Perhaps that has a sort of bias? I mean, our movement came first one, and two, we had our own website long before that I doubt you even bothered to look at. Also, our data is from university research as well as gov't-" *once again, rudely interrupted*
"YOU LIBERALS! YOU FOOLS YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECT! AND NOT SHOUT OR INTERRUPT YOUR ELDER! 911! 911!!!!!"
"Can't we just love and accept e-" *you can already guess what happened. And good cause I quit as writer of this so enjoy the following from a new writer*
(Hi, I'm the new writer. The rest of this is a 2 hour ramble by the Blue LM dude basically saying the same points and though everyone walked away by now, his buddy the mirror is still there, backing him up and agreeing 100% every sentence)
by DethKnot July 1, 2018
Get the Blue Lives Mattermug. by The Dave March 6, 2004
Get the Da Blue Crewmug. n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
by notposs May 8, 2006
Get the Blue Screen of Deathmug. In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019
Get the Fatman in the Bathtub with the Bluesmug. by henry May 13, 2005
Get the blue woowoomug.