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ghost happy syndrome

Someone (particularly women) who takes an immense amount of sick pleasure (in other words gets off) on ghosting another person. These people talk to you until you are fully involved in the conversation and just ghost you in order in make themselves feel good. These people are highly insecure and the only way to raise their levels of self-worth is to ghost others.
Kristina suffers from ghost happy syndrome. I suggest you stay away from her.
by mrbuggy April 2, 2022
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Sticky hairy

Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse
Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairytonight?
by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022
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lalalalala happy birthday

h-h-happy birthday

lalalalala

happy birthday
Lalalalala happy birthday
Stuttering
by acidicbabey April 30, 2022
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big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
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slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.
Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"
by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022
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Tuckin’ Haply

The act of riding your $25 Amazon bidet on full blast so long your soul is cleaner than than a Mormon’s coffee cabinet.
I was tuckin’ haply after that 3 day camping trip.
by HerbanCowboy February 20, 2023
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Dirty Hairy

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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