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Dick Gazing

Spending time on one's iPhone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. Dick gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iPhone, often out of jealousy. Sometimes abbreviated as "gazin."
"Can you idiots quit dick gazing and hand me another beer?"
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."
by Artstaw April 4, 2010
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Dick Gobbler

A class of female that is primarily known for only being good at performing felacio.
Dude: "Yo, have you seen Trina lately?"

Dude2: "Naw, that Dick Gobbler moved away like 3 weeks ago."

Dude: "That's too bad, I miss that ho."
by Kid Chableezee December 10, 2009
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Dick Skin

1. The foreskin of an uncircumcised male.
2. The skin on the penis.
I got my dick skin caught in my zipper!
by The wise one. October 14, 2003
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whistle dick

An insult directed at men tending to diminish or disparage. Also used at belittling their genitalia & manhood.
Hey whistle dick, can't you carry that by yourself?
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!
by MustangGT September 25, 2005
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Dick Nipple

A huge, thick nipple, usually longer than 1 inch in length.
by lew July 30, 2004
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dick brothers

Two guys who have fucked the same chick.
Whoah... You both slept with Theresa?? You mean you two are dick brothers???
by monkey toes March 3, 2004
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Dick Holder

Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.
by horny dude October 15, 2011
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