time will go crazy

When you can't take off you jacket cuz you have cuts on your wrist.

Julius: "Its hot in here..."
Maliky: "Then take off your jacket."
Julius: "I can't"
Maliky: "Why?"
Julius" "...Cuz i have cuts >.>"
Maliky: "ohhhh...your WATCH is BROKEN...."
Julius: "Yeahhh....Time will go crazy!!!"

by emogurl31797 April 26, 2010

time machine bitches

1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.

2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.

3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement

1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.

2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.

3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone

by Nicki Minaj HB February 15, 2014

time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

Trumpet note time

The amount of time estimated by an experienced trumpet player of how long they could last playing music containing certain notes.

For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).

man one- "hey. what's your top F trumpet note time?"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"

by belgium RULES :D February 19, 2011

tea time tim

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.

the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers

by natalie wilson March 29, 2019

Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.

"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."

by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012

Shake it three times

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).

Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.

by Monkey666 January 26, 2011