shit vent

ass hole

To boss: "You can take your clip board and ram it up your shit vent."

by richleatherrabbit October 30, 2008

Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 30, 2019

shit sled

A crappy car, pickup truck, van etc. Usually with one or more spare tires (donuts) on it, mismatched paint, primer showing, lots of physical defects. Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in.

Terrance swung by our house in his shit sled, but Sarah refused to get in it. Terrance left by himself, pissed.

by Solo-Stroke May 22, 2018

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023

shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Singapore Shits

The terribly uncomfortable bowel movements you have after eating Singapore fried rice from your local Chinese takeaway.

"Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?"

"I had to wet some toilet paper and cool down my ring, got a bad case of Singapore shits man!"

by HThug April 2, 2015

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019