Bean

A small penis

John plays with his bean a lot

by Xxx_epiksniper42069-xx October 4, 2019

smol bean

tyler joseph

omg look at this smol bean

by asdfghjkl_im_trash May 27, 2018

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

frothy bean

It’s when you take a Mexican midget and make him drink a lot of milk and then shake him really fast

Hey did you see Dave? He’s using a frothy bean.

by Justin Isaac September 13, 2020

bean yoda

yoda bean

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda

by retardgumper November 18, 2023

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021