The Shelf Life of a Corona Vaccine

When people around the world are questioning whether pharmaceutical companies are dead serious in producing a vaccine that could cure humankind of Covid-19, or whether their moneymaking agenda is to ensure that people move from a pandemic to an endemic situation, whereby they would need to be jabbed more expensively every year to protect themselves against allegedly deadlier variants of the virus.

If vaccine manufacturers’ motives were to enrich themselves and their shareholders, inquiring about the shelf life of a corona vaccine would be like asking them an uncomfortable or taboo question, which is likely to yield a vague or unhelpful answer.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021

My Life As A Teenage Robot

the absolutely most retarded show nickeleodeon ever put on their shitty network. ok first how in the hell would there be a teenage robot?? second the only people that watch this abomination and atrocity against humanity that makes you actually dumber for watching, are insecure pregnant teenagers that smoke pot and end having retarded mutant babies that are addicted to crack.

nickeleodeon got sued by the U.N. for committing crimes against humanity by putting my life as a teenage robot on the air

by PlayDohMan October 18, 2004

hooch 4 life

coz i have a group called hooch 4 life trodders and give 9 hours of anal sex every single night

coz i smoke hooch 4 life

by gavin August 20, 2003

I suck at life syndrome

Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.

Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...

by Markey Murder April 30, 2008

Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

Real Life Superheroes

Real Life Superheroes is a grassroots movement of people that dress up in superhero attire and works in a fun, exciting, and inspirational fashion to make the world a better place. They use the iconicism of comic book superheroes to make a difference, inspire others, spread a positive message, and call attention to issues in thier communities. Real Life Superheroes work to make the world a better place by doing civic activities, charity work, public safety patrols, hospital visits, school talks, distributing wanted and missing person fliers, helping the homeless, community clean ups, and more.
Thier main objective is to inspire others. They hope through thier actions they can inspire others to go out and do good, help others, and stand up for what they believe in. They have an online headquarters www.therlsh.com

Real Life Superheroes are out trying to make the world a better place.

by RLSH March 21, 2009