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baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.
"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.
by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021
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The Bean

When you first meet him he is quiet and shy. You wonder what he thinks about all the time. He is very kind and loving. He also speak Spanish which you don't. Talking on the phone to friends, you have no idea what he's talking about.
He is "The Bean"
"Hey why do you look so happy?"

Well The Bean came over this morning before work, he really knows how give me the chorizo!!
by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021
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Gracie Bean and Dannicake

The cutest couple the world has ever seen. Many of their friends ship them.
Elise: Gracie Bean and Dannicake are so cute together.

Daniel: I agree

Grace: I also agree!
by Kitkat190306 April 1, 2021
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baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
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bean burrito booty

“nice lookin booty , scrumptious.” or “a beautiful woman
by urbanwayzzz April 2, 2021
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Bean

A term for the brain but it’s funny
How’s your bean Haylee?
I don’t have a bean stop teasing me
by Fuckhaylee001 April 6, 2021
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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