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Sticky John 

When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
Sticky John by DCDS Lacrosse October 18, 2004
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sticky shit 

Stingy or tight-fisted, derived from the Thai phrase 'kee niaow' kee = shit; niaow = sticky.

Usually applied to people who have plenty of money, but are loath to spend it.
"kăo kee niaow."

literally, 'he shit sticky', meaning "He's a sticky shit" or "He is very tight-fisted"
sticky shit by HasipHasip January 9, 2010

sticky icky 

That fire ass weed that leaves your hands all sticky after u roll that blunt
Pass me a Phillie so I can twist that sticky icky
sticky icky by Don Primo October 7, 2003

Sticky-Stu 

A type of drink that is made from the semen of a male, preferably name Stu or Stuart. Can also be referred to a male that has had so much sex, that he is now sticky from vagina lubircation.
Holy crap man, why are you so damn sticky from that sex with latisha? youre kind of like a sticky-stu.
Sticky-Stu by colonelbyibs October 6, 2010

sticky mountain 

The act of masturbating onto the back of a female and pulling of your pubes and sticking them to her back, where the cum acts as a glue type substance
I gave Bailey's mum a proper good sticky mountain

Sticky Kevin 

One who cannot resist the urge to take all toiletries (soap, shampoo, lotions, etc) home with them when leaving a hotel
After i saw the unopened soaps a d shampoos in his shaving kit, i realized my brother in law was a sticky kevin