saucy cunt
My partner at work. Not only is he cheeky and impertinent but has the attitude to back it up with flyness and lookin hella good.
saucy cunt by doc152 June 12, 2016
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California Saucerfist
N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley
Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
California Saucerfist by Cheezy Chester January 14, 2009
Cup And Saucer
The Cup and Saucer is a very sensual sex position invented by Max. One person sits on the floor with their legs in a butterfly position, while the other crouches in the middle and goes freestyle. It can also be referred to as the CAS. There is no limit as to how many people can do the CAS at one time. It is very popular with party-goers and drama-students.
Max: Hey Zach, want to do some Cup And Saucer with me later?
Zach: Sure thing Max! I think Kieran wants to join.
Max: Sure thing!
Zach: Hey Kieran, do you want to do the CAS with me and Max?
Kieran: Oh yeah! Sounds fun! Count me in!
Max and Zach: Awesome!!!
Zach: Sure thing Max! I think Kieran wants to join.
Max: Sure thing!
Zach: Hey Kieran, do you want to do the CAS with me and Max?
Kieran: Oh yeah! Sounds fun! Count me in!
Max and Zach: Awesome!!!
Cup And Saucer by Machary Stefkou April 22, 2011
Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch
A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011