Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024

Mexican friday

When you don’t get paid on time

When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday

by Hard worker September 27, 2019

Light skinned Mexican

Ethnicity of Hispanic or Latin culture with a lighter shade of skin color almost white

Damn you are so sexy

Oh really

Yeah you must be one of them light skinned Mexicans

Lmao you are fuckin funnyyy

by Puffy vagina serum December 14, 2022

Mexican pothole

To break someones neck through deep thought and the cum in it

Mexican guy: `filled in a mexican pothole last night`

by Man.Flesh. June 2, 2020

Mexican Autism Powered Pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your Roblox bio still ‘Mexican Autism Powered Pet’?”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

Reverse Mexican

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

by X7MCB May 13, 2023