by urbanmio December 20, 2023
Get the urban dictionarymug. A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.
Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.
Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"
Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.
Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"
Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!
by jerseyboijulius June 26, 2018
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by Jaciizb May 1, 2022
Get the Dictionarymug. A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. The hellish world in which people post definitions of sexual/offensive slang, showcase their flings, and just make an absolute mess.
Also, the site which defines modern terms and phrases that are not relevant in the standard dictionary.
Also, the site which defines modern terms and phrases that are not relevant in the standard dictionary.
In the world of Urban Dictionary, it is easy to get lost wandering the millions of pages filled with definitions.
by FlameReaper May 12, 2014
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