Imaginary Sex

Claiming to have had sex when none of your friends believe you.

"why's your bed all wet?"

"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"

"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"

by Arby2013 October 17, 2009

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semi-sex

coitus which is stopped in the middle before ejaculation takes place; coitus which is not accompanied by ejaculation at the end. The male partner deliberately or otherwise withdraws his penis from his partner's vagina while still engaged in the sex. This act will deprive both the partners of enjoyment of orgasm.

Semi-sex is an incomplete sex.

by uttam maharjan March 22, 2010

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The Sex God

A sex god usually has the name of Kian, Finn, Mark, Or John. they can usually have a dick size of around 15 inches and are very very very very good in bed.

DAMN JOHN YOURE LIKE THE SEX GOD!

by Friendly Neighborhood Nigga February 19, 2017

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sex sheets

Bed sheets on which some sexual act has occurred.

Sid had been sleeping in his bed for a week before he realized that it was covered in sex sheets; he immediately rinsed himself in acid and burned the sheets.

by Kevin Hong September 13, 2007

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