shit nami

when u take such a big dump it shoots a wave over the toilet

man,i took such a big crap yesterday my shoes got wet.shit nami

by feasant December 16, 2011

shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

by amscray August 12, 2011

Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011

Shit Mate

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

Give It Shit

When one decides to abandon all respect and compassion for something or someone and inhibits forceful behavior upon whatever that may be generally resulting in a bad outcome and often damage.

- Hey Todd? My car seems to be overheating...

- Aaaah it'll be fine! Just "give it shit"!!!

by tirefire87 July 7, 2011

Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

shit tunnel

the toilet, the portal to the shit caven.

gonna drop a deuce down the shit tunnel

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023