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Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle
Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole
by Eater August 30, 2019
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Anto Bean

Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.
Nanny on the street: Howarya Anto

Anto Bean: Alri
by TerribleTriangle03274581 December 17, 2023
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smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!
1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"
by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008
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beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.
is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.
by thebestemma November 25, 2021
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Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention
You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
by Luxinder October 15, 2020
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Green Bean

- Green bean AKA side hoe/side dish

- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.

- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.

- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.

- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.

- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch

“Simmer down, green bean”
by SayingWhatYouDontWantTo September 16, 2022
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leaking beans

"leaking beans" occurs when your nuts or ballsack hangs out of your underwear without your knowledge. this may happen because you have large testicles or a saggy scrotum.
"yo tyler, you're leaking beans bro!"
by Titan McFoley September 3, 2017
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