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Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.
Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.
by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Progressive Cakemug.

Cake

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020
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cake

cake
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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Cake

This homework was cake
by Rockstar156 November 16, 2017
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Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
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hoe cake

a hoe cake is wen a man and a woman flip positions during sex, (like how panCAKES are flipped).
usually disguised as making a real type of cake.
“me and my girlfriend made hoe cakes last night.”
by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023
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Cake

it’s not my birthday but thanks for the cake.
by wellthisiswhatitlookslike January 23, 2021
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