Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

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swag<3

Secretly We Are Gay but dont tell anyone

swag<3, youd better not tell benda
Secretly We Are Gay, youd better not tell benda

by Komarisezenily February 8, 2021

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eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

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June 3

National send your bf a booty pic day

Bf:hey babe it's june 3
Gf:hold on just let me take a pic real quick

by Shidiot June 2, 2024

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Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7

Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝

by Longballsguy December 3, 2023

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