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your shitting me

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !
by K100P May 20, 2014
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Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.
Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
by RCL37 May 26, 2014
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Ket your mom

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.
Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?
by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
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Bending your mind

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
by asianrocks September 26, 2014
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liquidate your ass

To frick someones bum repeatedly and without mercy
"John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
by Hungbull36 December 14, 2014
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Flip your button

To flip your button means to have sexual intercourse. This term refers to a button that is worn on the outside of ones shirt that says on the top, "Fuck you". On the bottom it says, "I've been fucked." There is usually a noticeable change in attitude once a persons button has been flipped.
Ami Jo your being a bitch today you need someone to flip your button.

Juan said he will flip your button later so you won't be such a crabby bitch.
by Dick trickle October 26, 2013
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Blip In Your Bloop

"Blip In Your Bloop" is when you are forced to do something tragic, like murdering you're family and friends with a revolver because you believe it is the end of the world caused by giant bugs. But after murdering them, you run out of bullets for yourself and find out the world is actually fine and you've been saved. That's a blip in your bloop. Please refer to film The Mist for full 'Blip in your Bloop' effect.
Tom Jane has 4 Bullets left. His son, new girlfriend and 2 elderly people in the car with him. Giant bugs will viscously eat them alive if they don't take their our own lives.

BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM *Tom Jane kills 4 passengers sacrificing himself to the bugs hiding in the mist outside of the car.

Minutes later.

The Army shows up saving everyone in the town, including Tom Jane himself.

Terry Roberts *in the theatre*- Well... that's a blip in your bloop!
by Nashacorey November 19, 2013
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