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Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023
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Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it
Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025
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NATIONAL TIT PIC DAY

by BIG BOGGER 43 July 31, 2022
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No tits

This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
A: "Hey, I'm going to message him!"
B: "No tits, you won't"
by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022
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Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say
Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit
by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019
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Tits

The sexiest body part of a woman. They come in all different sizes and are very jiggly!!
"I want to be smothered by these tits!"
by Shrekfan1986 September 19, 2022
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Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits
She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin
by skids-n-shids June 8, 2022
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