The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 29, 2011

Man Up

An uplifting imperative, derived from the saying "be a man about about it" - to grow a pair, to stop being childish, to stop complaining etc.
This saying can be used in many situations.

1) 'C'mon Gareth, man up! There's no time for tears in this day and age.'
2) After some hurtful comments from a female colleague, Gareth turned to Jimmy for advice. Jimmy said "Grow a pair and man up!"
3) 'Gareth is acting so childish - he needs to man up'

by meandmyfufu January 26, 2011

man-gina

when a man puts his dick between his legs and it looks like a vagina

u have a man-gina...stupid bo

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

man champagne

1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed

When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne

by cojack June 9, 2005

Vanilla Man

Also known as a white man.To match the word chocolate man.

Ted- "Hey dude, you are as white as snow."
Mike- "I am no white man, I am VANILLA MAN"

by CaramelBear June 11, 2009

man of the house

most dominant male in the household

"wash the dishes and bring me a beer son, and woman make me some food" - man of the house.

by unowned August 30, 2005

Gingerbread Man

Also known as "runner's diarrhoea".

The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.

Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.

"Where did you go after the 5km run?"

"Run, run, as fast as you can..."

"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"

by Travburt November 12, 2013