Raunch Fart

A silent fart that you hope will go un-noticed in a crowd or a family situation, that does the exact opposite due to its horrific smell. The Raunch Fart is usually identified by the heat or burning sensation that accompanies its escape.

Dick: "God, someone just blew a total Ozark Mountain class Raunch Fart in there!"

Jane: "Yeah, it was me."

Raunch Fart by chuck nitron February 24, 2009

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yogurt fart

when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand

veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand

yogurt fart by alotta fhagina April 8, 2009

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Shallow Fart

A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.

I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together

Shallow Fart by cannibal pete May 29, 2010

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dessert fart

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.

Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.

dessert fart by Theosquatch April 25, 2014