A Floppy Dick that is very soggy and filled with semen.This is the worst kind of dick phase in the world.
Girl:I dont want to have sex wih John
Friend:Why,hes hot
Girl:No, its because he has a tweety birdie
Friend:Why,hes hot
Girl:No, its because he has a tweety birdie
by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016
Get the tweety birdie mug.Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
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When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.
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by Nika_dww November 18, 2019
Get the The birds and the bees mug.“Yo, my homie, home dog, homeslicecicle Mama-birding me dat joint yesterday.”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
by Ratbabie November 26, 2022
Get the Mama-birding mug.When a man ejaculates into a female's mouth, and then the female proceeds to pull trig, vomiting both her stomach bile and the man's semen back into the man's mouth.
Handsome Stud: "Yo dog I was piping this hooker last night and decided to finish things off with a nice little South Carolina Birdfeeder."
Stud's Friend: "No way dude I did the same thing last week to some random chick I met at a frat party."
Stud's Friend: "No way dude I did the same thing last week to some random chick I met at a frat party."
by IceyFlamingo April 22, 2019
Get the South Carolina Birdfeeder mug.A game where one person pretends to make glasses with their thumb and index finger, then put it over their eyes.
They then call out one of their buddies name. If the buddy turns around and does not have one of their hands in the glasses position, then that person must touch the ground on which they are currently standing on with their back.
If the person turns around and DOES have the glasses symbol on one of their hands, then they are safe.
They then call out one of their buddies name. If the buddy turns around and does not have one of their hands in the glasses position, then that person must touch the ground on which they are currently standing on with their back.
If the person turns around and DOES have the glasses symbol on one of their hands, then they are safe.
Loser: "Hey Cool Kid!"
Cool Kid: *turns around with glasses symbol* "nice try"
Loser: "OH i almost birdmanned you."
Cool Kid: *turns around with glasses symbol* "nice try"
Loser: "OH i almost birdmanned you."
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